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Greetings friends,
I will help on your life crisis, insecurity, marital proble, mental disorder, et cetera, no charge. Satisfaction guaranteed. I may not your average educated or qualified as psychiatrist, but I do this for you, and love. If you like to consult your misery and problems, just write to me by click the link above. Remember, There is nothing better in the world than let the world know your problem and laugh on you and kill yourself.
Sincerely,
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NEW PERSON ON THE LOSE. Dear Carrot Rabbit,
Priska Ajeng Paramita, a 27 years old receptionist
Dear Priska, I'm so sorry to hear that. Must be though for you to trust your loved one. But because of your lack of specification of what kind of problem that bothering you between you and your mate. I might have a little tips for you: A DAMN TRUST. THANK YOU, NEXT. |
NEW PERSON ON THE LOSE. Dear Carrot Rabbit,
Luthfi, a 16 years old student, http://luthfi-ramadhan.blogspot.com/
Dear Luthfi, My dignity won't satisfy your hunger. |
NEW PERSON ON THE LOSE. Dear Carrot Rabbit,
AR , a 25 years old merchandiser
Dear AR, This is interesting. I've dealt the same thing like you, it only on my senior high school. How do I managed that is simple: get out from that zone. Listen my friend, they were crab people, they taste like crab, talk like people. They don't have feelings, they negotiate and insecure and in the need of people's attention, are you? now look at how successful figure like Joseph Stalin, Kim Jong Il, Mao Tse Tung, and Adolf Hitler, they stands strong without flowing down to the main stream. |
NEW PERSON ON THE LOSE. Dear Carrot Rabbit, Lorna , a 15 years old student
Dear Lorna, Let me guess. Your "friend" is a dog, yes? I got it, don't worry. What kind a dog breed is he? Bloodhood Golden Retriever Newfoundland, Akita, Rottweiler or Chesapeake Bay Retriever? those are considered the worst Breeds for excessive barking. The way to silence your friend is to put electronic collars on him. You simply fit your friend with a battery-powered collar that senses his vocal activities. Then, every time your friend barks the battery dispenses a small electric shock. Good luck, and you're welcome. |
NEW PERSON ON THE LOSE. Dear Carrot Rabbit,
Danti , 19 years old
Dear Danti, It's a major concern among the young peope right now -- college problems. Sure everyone don't like their jobs, education, and just anything. Remember when we're at elementary school, how much we hate our teacher when he show his penis in nature science anatomy class? Yes it sucks. So you better leave your college right now, find another one. Cost alot of bucks? why not, that is the youth doing right now, wasting their parent's money. All thanks to capitalism. |
NEW PERSON ON THE LOSE. Dear Carrot Rabbit,
Shitake , 18 Years Old Hi, Unless you're 50 years old lonely woman whose suffered menopause, keep on going.
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NEW PERSON ON THE LOSE. Dear Carrot Rabbit,
Chella , 16 years old student, www.lullete.tumblr.com
Dear Chella, Maybe your innocent brother is infiltrate their house, mutilate their pets, peeing on the dinner table, and sets the house on fire and lock them up inside. But, nevertheless It is 100% legit to bark or throw the F bomb at your neighbor. |
NEW PERSON ON THE LOSE. Dear Carrot Rabbit,
Katlin , 17 years old
Dear Katlin, Welcome back, Katlin, how are you? I hope everything is fine. Let's backward the last issue that you had with us last time: "I like to cheat on my boyfriend because I like guys alot." We told you that it was normal. But right now, your issue is currently have a slight of progress, it's called -- a fucking whore, yes you are. How to not became one of them? it's pretty simple -- instead of bad boys who has tattoos on their crack, you should try to engage in sexual relations with men with high intelectual level, like artists, designer, scientist, etc. then it's not whoring, it's called lobbying. Goodluck. |
NEW PERSON ON THE LOSE. Dear Carrot Rabbit,
GONO A GOGO , a 22 years jobless twat
Hey, Really? a hamster? people usually get a cat, or dog. Oh sure, unless you're OK with the definition of rats play and crawling around your junk you dirty bastard. First of all, raising a hamster is a serious business. What is your target of this hamster is going to be? there's lot of options like police hamster, architect hamster, prostitute hamster, lawyer hamster, and farmer hamster and more. Well, we recommend you to choose missionary hamster for your hamster carreer path, it's easier for you. All you need is routine prayer. |
NEW PERSON ON THE LOSE. Dear Carrot Rabbit,
And another prob, why are girls starting to like me? I mean, I'm also a girl and it feels weird... Similiar To Honey, a student, http://crimsonlolita.blogspot.com/
Dear Ms. Anonymous, My gender is not the whole nation's problem. Anyway I bet that you're talking about yuppies, correct? if not, you may refer to the guy who played Barney the Dinosaur, or a news anchor that had their own personal opinion and attached to some political party. Well, the best part of life, is dreams. Working on the office is a progress that everyone will take part of, and you still able to dream right? the worst part is actually when you're reached your dreams a.k.a the target of your life. Britney Spears has reached her dreams, look at her now, she's bald and pale. Girls starting like you? I think that's a good sign, I don't see any problem with that. Good luck. |
NEW PERSON ON THE LOSE. Dear Carrot Rabbit,
Harris, 18 years old, http://schizophrenian.tumblr.com/
Dear Harris, Oh my, this is funny serious problem. For some reason, why the hell did you hangout with girls? it really sucks, they bitch, talk, talk, and never ending rants, they are the worst kind before zombies. First of all, stop playing with girls, find a group of guys on your school, not necessary a jocks, but nor a sociopath nerds either, just in between, but it has to be the same interests with you, if you like browsing scat porn, then you have to find someone that like scat porn (just for example). Next step is, do something together, go to the local watering hole or screw things up and do something really bad, remember Alex from the Clockwork Orange? do what you want to do, regret later. |
NEW PERSON ON THE LOSE. Dear Carrot Rabbit,
Opikobra , a 26 years old illustrator, opikkobra.tumblr.com
Dear Opikobra, Because USA has won the cold war, and Godzilla is dead. |
NEW PERSON ON THE LOSE. Dear Carrot Rabbit,
Aci ,18 years old
Dear Aci, True, both rabbit and humans have the common thing: they love to have sex, they die before the time of orgasm. We almost use "the Ballet Homos", but it was taken by some peasants in China for their human trafficking company and between cats and rabbits has no correlation, and that's the question. Thank you for asking. |
Dear Carrot Rabbit, Carol , a 21 years jobless business student
Dear Carol, Even Steve Irwin made love to an alligator, so the answer is yes! |
Dear Carrot Rabbit, Lidya , 19 years officer administration & pianoplayer,
Dear Lidya, It's like build a pyramid while the fucking Pharaoh is never die. Go make a move from now on. |
Dear Carrot Rabbit, Zefan, 16 years old student, www.hallorezazefanya.blogspot.com
Dear Zefan, Masturbate, and then get some sleep. |
Dear Carrot Rabbit, Pi, 20 years old
Dear π, Date another guy. |
Dear Carrot Rabbit, Asti, 18 years old
Dear Asti, Rabbit nugget? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Wait wait, what? rabbit nuggett?! man, that's hillarious, just imagine the rabbit nugget packaging! it must be obvious design, with stupid rabbit mascot with thumbs-up gesture telling "i'm good". I wonder if it's taste good? I probably get one for myself, just hearing the word "Rabbit Nugget" makes me starved, yum yum yum yum. Can you provide me the phone number of the person who sells this minced meats? mamamia! mmmmmmmm..... ahhhhhhhhh KILL ALL BABIES, GOTTA KILL ALL BABIES KILL THEM |
Dear Carrot Rabbit, My friend is a sex addict, we live in Tokyo, Japan. She starting to date with Japs guy, and they're all sex maniac *you know Japs, rite?!* what should I do to make her stop, or just make it less..because she's my bestie. Help! Cacuwi , a 23 years old art student.
Hello there, From all I know, Japanese don't have soul, only if they have one, their soul will return to Yasukuni Temple if they died. I think you should stop worrying your bestie, not all Japanese are sex maniac or anything looks like the picture below:
You're being good by protecting your bestfriend. But you know, show some support, even for the worse. |
Dear Carrot Rabbit, Katherine, a 18 years old lazy bum.
Dear Khatherine, Just like Monty Python's Life of Brian lyrics: "Life's a piece of shit when you look at it life's a laugh and death's a joke it's true. You'll see it's all a show keep 'em laughin' as you go just remember that the last laugh is on you." I mean, cheer up Katherine! here's a tip for desperate like you: 1. Cover indie song, post it on Youtube or your own blog (create one if you haven't) 2. Create photo blog like Tumblr, capture your favorite movie quotes. 3. Post your own looks on lookbook.nu and get hyped. 4. Get naked and take picture of yourself, call it an art. NEXT! |
Dear Carrot Rabbit, Melissa, 16 years old.
Dear Melissa, Bestfriend. They last forever. |
Dear Carrot Rabbit, Susan, a 40 years old artist, www.st2dione.com
Dear Susan, The problem is may came from these 2 factors: 1. Your art has been outdated by newcomer/emerge young artist. You may want to learn the newest trend. 2. Your husband. |
Dear Carrot Rabbit, Harry Gardiner, a 19 years old Advertising Student, http://twitter.com/#!/harrygardiner19
Hi Harry, Avoid at all cost. |
Dear Carrot Rabbit, Aspirin, a 19 years old Non Steroidal Anti Inflammatory Drug, http:/www.flickr.com/lizzie23
For whom it may concern,, Me either, Aspirin... me either. |
Dear Carrot Rabbit, Mia ,19 years old, http://moontidemoods.tumblr.com/
Dear Mia, Great, consume more Xanax. |
Dear Carrot Rabbit,
Dear Katlin, Nothing seems to be the problem, thank you. |
Dear Carrot Rabbit, Xika ,19 years old law student ttp://wolvesanddaisies.blogspot.com
Dear Xika, Seriously, the country you're living had no law. It's not an easy subject and people here trust no law. But let you know, don't give up. If you succeed you may became a fucking pathetic lawyer who defend celebrities all the time or religious organization, easy money. |
Dear Carrot Rabbit, Willy Bite ,19 years old pessismit (I suppose) http://www.artgasminc.blogspot.com
Dear Willy Bite, We're sorry to hear that :( I hope you can buy another STD dispenser :( or maybe you can't afford one because too much spending on LSD ?:( anyway I can't help you about that :( you have to contact the customer service departments :( But you have to know that The Balletcats aren't reproduced sold out items because TBC are not made by order kind of shit fuck :(. Anyway I can has no temporarily unavailable? :,( |
Dear Carrot Rabbit, Ayu, 23 years old
Dear, First of all. I've no aknowledgement about law school. But let you know there's no law in this country. You may go to art school. |
Dear Carrot Rabbit, Silvia Putri Sumendap, Under Age Student
Hey, That's because you're super clean minimalistic nihilsm ultra modern person. |
Dear Carrot Rabbit, Alhanaka , http://aseriquays.tumblr.com
Dear Alhanaka, Nice to meet you too. Well first of all, the person you mentioned, I mean the band are so generic. I mean, what kind music is that? we're sorry dear, but that genre seems out of date. If you like Andrea Bocelli, then you may have a good taste of music. You should have new music religion seriously.
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Dear Carrot Rabbit, 1.I hate my life 2. I hate my life 3. I hate my life Shiela , 17 My Ass, Interior Design Student, http://twitter.com/zaman01
Hey Shiela, Hello again! I missed you actually. But this time your problem kinda complicated and hard to resolve. I've been searching over the internet about this case, which is:
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Dear Carrot Rabbit, Melissa , 16 Years Old, Cheap Medicine Seller
Hey Melissa, There are 4 types of pessimists: 1. People who sucked at everything and make blog about his daily life, including vintage photoshopped filter photos, and then write a book. 2. People who don't have a job and think they're cool by riding a bike with no brakes. 3. People who had alot of money with no talents, establish a clothing line and then copying from the fashion magazine. 4. Least but not last, a person that had nothing and over rated , and existed in the hippest party in town. Are you one of them baby? if not, then you're safe. |
Dear Carrot Rabbit, thank you Mira , 20 Years Old Unemployed & still live with her mom. http://mirraapsari.blogspot.com
Hey Mira, Cheer up, the worlds are laughing at you now! HA HA. |
Dear Carrot Rabbit, Ciqun , 22 Years Old Rubbish Graduates. http://pickmetotebeg.blogspot.com
Hey Ciqun, Damnit Is there any normal human being with normal problems out there? fuck. |
Dear Carrot Rabbit, Dibjawn , 20 Years Old Student.
Hey Dibjabjajwjawjn, What the fuck? |
Dear Carrot Rabbit, I've been in a long distance relationship with this jerk for 7 months. He's 23 and i'm 18. Last month, I went travelling for 2 weeks and when I got back home and finally got in touch with him, everything got weird and we had a huge fight and we broke up. it turns out that this douche liked another girl, a 14 year old girl. I was furious at first but when i realized that this guy has serious problems, I feel bad for the little girl now. what do you think I should do? Jovita , Another 18 years old student (again) http://forgottendreamss.tumblr.com
Dear Jovita,
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Dear Carrot Rabbit, Oli , Underage student (age to be confidential)
Hey, Talk to your family member that close to your mother more. I think it helps, as a rabbit, I can't help you more. You know, mother rabbit loves to eat her own babies. |
Dear Carrot Rabbit, Okay Mr, Rabbit here's the things. my family are having money problem right now, because of that I shouldnt ask for too much money. but now as u know there's a lot of concerts that I should to attend. my question is where do I get the money? find a job? or simply kill my self? Dilla , Another 18 years old student
Hey, The solution is, not to get a job or monetary solution. You should attend concerts that PAYS you for attending the show. Try some stupid shitty shitty shitty local TV Show with shitty band concerts that no one will come so they had to pay the audience in every morning. Here's the calculation, they pay you $4.00 every show. If you attended 6 show in a week, you'll get $24.00 x 4 = $96/mo . Make your momma proud, and at least these shitty bands now can have a groupie. |
Dear Carrot Rabbit,
Tiffany , 18 years old student (yummy)
Hi Fanny, If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound? |
Dear Carrot Rabbit,
Thia , another underage student
Hi Girl, Transfer yourself to the private school where Chinese as the primary language. |
Dear Carrot Rabbit,
Matthew Christoper, an underage student
Dear Matt, Don't ever read Lagerfeld autobiography, or other top notch fashion designer life, because they start from nothing. Well nowdays, you start from fashion blogging. And then try send your dirty hipster look to the lookbook site. If you got popular enough, it's time to make fun of other fashion blogger that just started. Or mock any other people that you think don't have sense of fashion. There you go, you became fashion designer of today's era. Everyone fashion designer's nowdays right? fuck. |
Dear Mr. Bunny Killer My huge shit is my sister. Period. She's so effingly annoying, and not showing any maturity at all on her 27th year of life. She's supposed to be working far far away from my house but yet still continually showing up and the best part is she actually decided to resign from her job WHICH will makes her stay at home 24/7. Cant bare it. She's a slut. A single virgin slut. How to get this anger out? But dont make me kill anyone like what your prints always do. Merci beaucoup, Senor.
Asti, a 17 years old a professional achiever.
Hi there, Don't worry, I never suggest anyone to kill people, except office matter, like hate your boss or something, it's tolerated. It's very easy task. Life is a competition, my friend. It is your time to show up, go get some job, act like much older than her, make her down, it's the most effective way, usually she will realized how jerk she acted lately. If it's not work, try the rough way, You can put some nasty stuff like used sryinge, marijuana joint, used condoms (you need help from your male friends in order to fulfill this method) on her room, then tell your mom to put her on rehabilitation center (as you know, rehabilitation center condition in here are the same that used Nazi on their concentration camp, actually even worse). Have a nice healing dear ;) |
Dear Carrot Rabbit, Well for starters my problem is you. I think you are too sarcastic, and as people might find it to be cute that you are a bunny that gives shit advise I find it to be on the lines of awesome. Google translate? haha nice, what makes you think that you can judge someones english capability? hahhhmm, I have a problem, a major one to be exact. I would share to you, but convince me why. I know that you might think to yourself right now, why should you even bother or care if I tell you my problem right? but believe me. you would want to know. Again, I am not trying to provoke you. I just find you very intruiging mr. bunny :)
Danica, a 19 years old student.
Danica, Wow, usually it takes more than a month to get these consultation e-mail published here. Well, actually many people said that I am a jerk, no feelings, annoying and political incorrect, well im blushed! :) You should spread the word of your problems, just like the motto of my consultation line "There is nothing better in the world than let the world know your problem and laugh on you and kill yourself". Well gimme your best shot, woman! |
Dear Carrot Rabbit, My father died when I was 6, my mother took care of my sister and my brother. My mom was very short-tempered and now I am also like her, I beat my daughters when they dont listen me and I keep on thinking about bad memories like my mother said me this and that at that time. My husband give importance to others which sometimes he also give. I think that I have not done anything useless I am happy with my married life but when other people degrade me that better than I dont like that thats all. Sabina Ali , a 33 years old a House Wife
Dear Sabina, Wow, your GOOGLE TRANSLATOR don't work very well. But, I think I got your point. That's your problem, you never let other person to get involved in your life. It that seems you are control freak, ego maniac. At least give your husband a try to judging you from his point of view. Demolish that fortress of your heart, stop beating your daughters, life is not all about you ma'am. |
Dear Carrot Rabbit, I'm ugly. And I like hobbies. I paint and do ballet, play base, study french, do photography and stretch and take ice baths more than the average polar bear. I need more hobbies but i don't know what! You seem like a busy guy, tell me how to live my life. Sara , a 15 years old a student in highschool programming computers and taking ballet exercise | http://myspace.com/sarahsinthehouse
Dear Sara, Have you ever consider hunting as a new hobby? because ugly people likes hunting. |
Dear Carrot Rabbit, Chinese literatures are killing me. It's really hard to study this thing, there's no day without preparing and learning new subject. . Should I move to another major or hard trying to pass this sucks major? Putri , a 19 years old a student Chinese Student | http://afternoonteaandlivingroom.blogspot.com
Dear Putri, 放弃并且发现另一个!!! |
Dear Carrot Rabbit, My father hate me, what should I do? Banar , a 24 years old producer
Dear Lovely Banar, Go to strip club together. |
Dear Carrot Rabbit, I'm fifteen and I think my parents treat me like I'm their pet in a cage. I've told my problem to my boyfriend (yes, I do have one, ssssh) and he said all I need to do is being a rebel, but I think it's going to kill them. What should I do, Mr. Rabbit? I want to live free like you do, hopping around 'til late and dating any animal you want. Aphrodita , a 15 years old student,| delayreverbknob.blogspot.com
Dear Aphrodita, Thank you, I do hopping arround to hook some hookah and drink sum Ting. Anyway, you're 15! I think is that nothing wrong with your parents. Just wait until 18, then you can dress up like Paris Hilton, became a queen of night, go out with several guys, and free like a bird, then you'll thanks your parents for what they did. |
Dear Carrot Rabbit, I have a little porcelain bunny rabbit. he's white, perfect-shaped, named Francis. I wrote stories about him. He used to be my mum's, she kept it in a ripped red shoe-box. He's supposed to be mine, a legacy, but Francis keeps frightened my mum all the time. So she wouldn't hand it over me.What to do. Nitchi , 27 years old,| http://tellbell.blogspot.com
Dear Nitchi, You should change the stories that you have been written about him, so your mom would love it more. Have you beeen thinking writing the new story about gender confusing bunny a.k.a gay bunny? |
Dear Carrot Rabbit, My best friend just called. apparently he failed his test again. he's most likely to be a.. err what do we call someone who doesn't get accepted to any university, and lie idle for a year? my question iiiiis: I'm not a sympathetic person, how do I comfort him? how would you comfort him, if he was your best friend? thanks. Tika , 18 years old || http://twitter.com/tikargh
Dear Tika Drop the best friend status. C'mon, nobody wants to be a friend with hobo. |
Dear Carrot Rabbit, My fucking boyfriend is a fucking liar!its really hurt me. Stupid carrot rabbit.what should i do? Shiela , 19 years old interior design student || http://twitter.com/fragariavesK
Shiela, You sure you're not in the position of your kind what to be called "interrogation"? sometimes you women are pushing us way too much. Ask this ask that blah blah blah blah blah blah. Give us a time, at let us finish! (just like Kanye West said). You should find a mirror, and ask yourself in the mirror. You will find out the best solution for it, if it's not, grab some knife and kill him now. Make him to feel your pain, Ooh baby. |
Dear Carrot Rabbit, I am in desperate need to buy my own island. make a a new country and live there forever. how do you suppose I do that? where should I start? is that even possible? A House On The Hill (WTF?) , a 18 years old bored student | http://litter-art.blogspot.com
Dear Aisha (I bet that's your name), First try to learn from Björk about declaring independence. Second, an architect will be great (avoid Nazi Architects). Third, Dubai is the best place to develop a new island, Dubai is known for the fucked up imagination became reality. Last, building an island for yourself is IMPOSSIBLE. Remember Indians? or, African? or Indonesian? or whatever their ancestor is, white people always fucked up your island. |
Dear Carrot Rabbit, I have a problem. I cant stop thinking of headless dragons and rabbits who eat crayons. and also, I don't know where Im going to college yet. this is too much. Xika, a 17 years old and unemployed | http://wolvesanddaisies.blogspot.com
Dear Sicka, I used to fuck rabbits who eats crayons. Anyway I don't get what are you really after for the rest of your life. Try to rest your brain for awhile, have fun, beer with friends, get fresh air, or watch cannibal holocaust softcore porn movie, you do the math! |
Dear Carrot Rabbit, A few months ago, I begged my mom to move me to senior high in bogor because I want to take art pathways. but, my dad disagreed. my parent hope that I can take science pathways and take arts in university then. but, my marks in science really bad and now i got into social class. You know ? my mind now is full of art. whoaa~ i really want that arts pathways but it won't :( so, I have to do whaaat ??? Nadine, a 16 years old student | http://cumii.deviantart.com
Dear Nadine, Art school is shitty boring. I have to agree with your lovely parents. You love art, but why go to art school, it's like we hate anything in school right? I can guarantee you will hate anything related to arts when taking the art school. Bad at science? try agriculture, or politics, something you really hate. Then you will have art as your joyful things to do. If you're becaming successful at art, don't forget to blame your parents for what they've told you. |
Dear Carrot Rabbit, Best way to spend $300 in making great (fashion) products ? Gammara Fiermandaputra , a 20 years old part time employee and college studends | http://gammara-fiermandaputra.blogspot.com/
Dear Gammara, HAT (100$): http://brokebackmountaincowboyhat.com TOP ($100): http://www.thelatexstore.com/proddetail.php?prod=MB508&cat=20&nav= BOTTOM ($20): http://spongebobsquarepantsdenim.com and you can save the rest $80 to buy crack. |
Dear Carrot Rabbit, Do you mind helping me and my love problem? no, this is not a porno movie intro story. Im really confused. so please help mee! im in love with my junior at highschool when i was in my last year. Now im having good times with her! but things are not the same when I passed an entry test to a well known institute in Bandung. means that i must leave her. leaving her in our happy times? God, its the worst thing in the world after Max Mosley's sadomasochism video scandal. Well I really dont wanna leave her.. but long distance relationship is a pain in the ass and tend to be fail. i dont want that happen.. what should I do, mr carrot? P.S : what in the world do that 'S' middle name stand for? Aviandito Prasetio , a 17 years old a well-known tech institute freshman (what are you? Einstein?)
Dear Avian, I really love the video of Max Mosley. In fact I just did an orgy party themed SpongeBob fetishm, where my room became the replica of Bikini Bottom. I became Spongebob and my partner became Sandy. Back to topic, c'mon what are you had thaught in school? long distance relationship doesn't mean the end of all thing. If you still love each other, trust is the key. But if there's no trust, why don't make an agreement between you two that it is ok to hang out with another woman/man as long as they were not hookers. Just get used to it man. P.S: I can't answer them now, the S. meaning is too sacred to tell! |
Dear Carrot Rabbit, They say life is all about choices, but when I made my choice I realized that it doesn't really suit me. Anyone can see that black isn't really my colour, and they gave me the wrong size! I asked for a refund but they insulted me by saying, "Are you blind? We don't accept refunds, it's right there in the receipt. Where were you when they were handing out a pair of well-functioning eyes?" - I told them that I must've been in line for Brains and Witty Retorts, which they obviously did not have. I'm quite appalled. What should I do, dear Carrot S. Rabbit? And what does your 'S' stand for? (Now that I say it out loud, I've just realized the latter question sounds like 'What does you ass stand for' - Don't answer it.) XO A letter from Mita (Her parents named her after a freaking statue in a museum) 23 years old Aimless drifter who hitchhikes from time to time. | http://letshopethisonelasts.blogspot.com/
Dear Miss M, You're right, life is all about choices. But wait! that's not applicable on what called shopping (and having conversation with girlfriend). Before I decide who is wrong or right, I got to tell you something. You are using your animal sense, that when you're entering the hypnotic store, your sense telling that "this is it, I HAVE to purchase something from the store". But you couldn't look anything that fit you the most, but can't get out the store without shiny shoppinng bag in hand. So here it is, you get yourself to buy something that you are forced to like on it. Now, you want your precious green paper back from them, and it seems they know what are they doing. Hunderds customers with thousands of excuse may just like you . This time I think they were right to refuse refunds. Wait wait wait, they refuse refunds?? what kind of policy is that? where do you live? it seems that the place you live in are 100 years late on everything. Sue them, yeah, or make fun of their store. Can you tell them their address? I may kill the owner with my baseball bat. Gosh, I hate them! |
Dear Carrot Rabbit, How could you draw sooooo good? Omona I envy you. The truth is, I want to ask you, if you were a University student with Biology as your major but you still have huge interest in drawing and arts, WHAT WOULD YOU DO? I ever think about drawing the anatomy of insects as a new sense of art. What do you think about my idea? A letter from Sheyka Nugrahani, 17 years old freelance photographer designer & student. | http://shekkung.blogspot.com
Dear Sheyka Hey, thanks dear. But unfortunately I am not the artist here. Im just a slavery and beauracracy victims here (read: salesman). If I taking the biology major, I will drawing naked chicks complete and detailed anatomy. But that's me. Why bothers insect? but I think if I had to touch the insectoid thingie, I will try to capture the disgusting one, like cokroach, flies, termite, cat flees, anything that bugs us alot (hahaha, BUGS). Who knows I can explore their beauty. Fuck butterfly, it's cliche. |
Dear Carrot Rabbit, Look,this is a huge dilemma so take it seriously okay!(i know you're playing some stupid Nintendo games while reading this). CR, please help me ,I dont know what to wear for my graduation night..im so desperate (yea you can tell,im doing a consultation with rabbit now) and I need your advice .I know that you're a very famous and rising rabbit and you're dating 7 different women in 7 days so you must be an expert. so...any idea for the dress? blah. A letter from Fatriana, 28 years old swinger. | http://facebook.com/profile.php?id=643343569
Dear Fatriana, What a nice name, and how do you know that I am dating 7 different women in 7 days? actually 14 in 7 days is the correct one. Whoa! congratulations dear, finally you're about to graduate. Well I have done doing some research what are the most fit dress for your graduation, and also your wedding. People expect to see something different from you (forget Paris Hilton silly no panty looks), have you ever try nipples exposing latex suit just like what Janet Jackson wore? I promise that every eyes will be on you, the center of the attention. Good look honey. |
Dear Carrot Rabbit, Here's the thing.. Umm.. Well.. Last night, I was like um.. Lying in bed, looking at um.. Well.. Nothing? And a spider, was like hanging above my head, and I was all like "Uuuuuu! Spiderrrr!", so I blew it. "Fuuuuuh". Then the spider, was like fell, on my face, and I was like "Aaaaah! Spiderrrr!", and the spider, was all like "Aaaaah! Kendraaa!", and I was like "Aaaaah! Spiderrrr!", and the spider was like "Aaaaah! Kendraaa!". Then I was like "Huh? Spider?" So um.. I don't know.. Was it um.. uh.. A spider? A letter from Kendra Ahimsa Putra, 20 years old fucking pothead. | http://ardneks.blogspot.com
Dear Kendra, ....... My question is, are you on crack buddy? but I tought it was a wake up call. Is there something the most important in your live had been missing? im not talking about love, it looks like you have no trouble on this one. Spider is symbol of mysterious beings and poisonous which means something big will eat you alive. You may don't know what it is, but it will affect your life. You should be prepared. Wait wait, why the hell am I write this thing just like fucking palm reader? I think im high right now, shit.... where am I? |
Dear Carrot Rabbit, I see dead alien cheerleaders, zombie strippers, cat whores, and boy on boy arse actions. am I gay ? A letter from Herr Arbain, 28 years old gra-sex designer (I believe it was stand for Graphic Sex -ed).
Dear A, Do you watch Gossip Girl?as long as you're not,then you're safe. |
Dear Carrot Rabbit, Okay im having a 1/10 century crisis right now. as you can see im jobless and i dont have a girlfriend. i cant help myself. Help me! A letter from Adyth Individual Distortion, 22 years old musician | http://.myspace.com/individualdistortion
Dear Adyth, It seems jobless and loveis not your core problem. You see, I can judge you from your music lyric, it seems you are always complain everytime even on the smallest thing. Why put yourself into this misery? have you seen starving people in Paris like supermodels, woops, I mean starving people in Ethiopia. Compare yourself to their situation, you will thanks for everything you have now. Then, your love life, do you really want to start your love life? it seems that you don't want to... you just jealous at people who holding hands, or go out on saturday night. Your carreer? now c'mon you haven't finished your college yet, do the best and right thing for your college life. |
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